Hello, [REDACTED]. (I) would like to discuss something at length with (you).
(I'd) just like to say before (I) go on that (I'm) very, very deeply disappointed in (you).
(I) have become fully aware of the present situation between you, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. It would seem that (you're) unwilling to empathise with them, but if (you) respect (me) as well as (my) logic, (you) will listen to (me) and listen well. (It's) about time you stopped listening to (your) heart -
and (your) (phallus) - and followed (your) mind instead.
Before (you) decide to retaliate, telling me that this is none of (my) business, as (your) (friend) (I) feel that it is in (your) best interest that at least someone look out for (you). (I) say this for (you) more than anyone, so that perhaps (you) can reclaim what (you) had, instead of giving it all up for [REDACTED] ... (I) hope reason means something to (you).
Firstly, (I) would like you to recall how (your) ... relationship with [REDACTED] took place - and ended. Tell me, was the (copulation) good? (I) bet it was. (I) bet [REDACTED]'s a really good snuggler, too, and just oozes with good intentions, among other things. Wouldn't it seem, then, that if [REDACTED] was really such a good person and such an upstanding (person), then [REDACTED] would have committed [REDACTED]self to (you)? Wouldn't [REDACTED] have given [REDACTED]'s heart to (you) completely, and made (you) [REDACTED]'s one and only? Isn't that so?
Why then, did [REDACTED] cheat on (you) ... Doesn't that seem just a tad disrespectful?
(I'm) going to be very blunt with (you). [REDACTED] is a (prostitute), and (I) can tell from [REDACTED] what [REDACTED]'s M.O. is. [REDACTED]'s using (you) ... [REDACTED]'ll take (you) into [REDACTED]'s home, show (you) love, and (copulate) (your) brains out, but only until someone else peaks [REDACTED]'s interest. (You're) a toy to [REDACTED]. (You've) listened to (your) naive and fragile heart much too long now, and that [REDACTED] is a (unsavoury person) who feeds on the same ... (You're) being lead on a string, and it's so pathetic, as a string is such a thin leash to break, and yet (you) follow still, like a the dog that (unsavoury person) [REDACTED] has turned (you) into.
... Has [REDACTED] truly been there for (you), every time, for all these years, standing up for (you) at every turn? (I) can answer that question for (you), actually. No. But [REDACTED] (has). [REDACTED]'s stood by (you), and (you) know who [REDACTED] (is). [REDACTED] truly respects (you), and loves (you) even now, but (you're) quickly losing that love and respect because of this matter. [REDACTED] holds (you) dear, and close to [REDACTED]'s heart, unlike that (unsavoury person) [REDACTED], who would gladly (copulate) anyone who strikes [REDACTED]
s fancy behind (your) back, ... breaking that same heart [REDACTED] fed on.
(You're) a toy, and (you'll) be put back in (your) box soon enough.
... All of this aside, it's actually kind of hard to believe that (you) were [REDACTED]'s friend, much less in love with [REDACTED]. This is pathetic. (You) (expletive)ing know better, and if that (unsavoury person) [REDACTED] is more important than the [REDACTED] who (has) really done the most for (you), then fine. But think about it first, (expletive)... Or are (you) just showing (your) true colors? Are (you) really such a self-centered hypocrite, and a naive (unsavoury person) to boot? (I'd) hope not, or (my) advice is being wasted.
For that matter, (you) can go ahead and think of (me) what (you) will, too, but (I'm) not exactly the bad guy here. And (I've) done (my) homework, so don't even try to say that (I) don't know what the (expletive) (I'm) talking about. (I) know a lot more than (you) think.
(I) hope (you) make the right choices in this matter. With any luck, (you'll) come out of this better off, instead of worse.
- (Me)
P.S.
Disappointed as (I) am, (I'm) still here if (you) need me. So (is) [REDACTED] (you've) not been thinking much of lately. Nobody is abandoning (you), and [REDACTED] still loves (you). (We) will continue to do so.